I'm Back, Motherfudgers

Good day. After six years in suspended animation for a series of tests (let's not go there) I'm back, and excited to use all kinds of technology that wasn't available to me before: YouTube, Twitter, Cyclops-from-the-X-Men-style laser visors.

For those who don't remember me, I'm a laser powered baby wolf with the power to shoot lasers out of my eyes. I'm also interested in politics, rhetoric, and culture. I don't know why I called you motherfudgers. I can't eat fudge.

And now, for the three of you I haven't alienated, here is an unnecessary violin cover of "Let's Get It Started (In Here)" originally performed by the worst group ever.