Breaking News: Americans Are Dumb

Wow, turns out most Americans have no fucking clue about where politicians stand. Maybe that's why we keep deciding elections based on TV ads. I guess we in the cultural elite should keep in mind how dumb our countrymen are next time we go on a tirade about putting apostrophes in the right place or the subtle nuances of... well, anything.

My point is, again, that the dumber guy wins. We're in the homestretch and it's time for both candidates to get as simple-minded as possible. Won't this be fun.