Dear Someone, Seriously

According to my stats page, the Larry H. Parker person checked in again today. That was pretty exciting, but this mysterious individual still hasn't answered my question about whether they like me or want to sue me. (Feel free to post anonymously in the comments section or to e-mail me at lasercub@yahoo.com.)

Believe it or not, more than one person has e-mailed me about the Larry H. Parker person and whether of heard from him or her. So if you're reading this, whether you're Mr. P himself or an employee of his, you can make many lives more enriched by taking a few minutes to write to me. And whatever your choice (as long as it doesn't include a lawsuit), thanks for reading.

The stats page has also gotten me curious about several other readers. Like the people (or wolves) in Malaysia and Israel. How did you find this site? Also: Does anyone with a conservative bent ever check in? Most of the comments seem to lean left.