The Passion of The Jackass

The Director of The Passion of the Christ is of The Opinion that The Governor of the State of The California is somehow obligated to talk with him of The Issue of The Stem Cell Research.

He's not. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an elected official now, and Mel Gibson is still just a celebrity with an inflated sense of self-importance. Now get cracking, Mr. Gibson, on The Making of The Birth of The Christ, and remember -- your audience expects plenty of blood and guts during the crucial cut-the-umbilical-cord-and-slap the-little-saviour-on-the-butt sequence.