Unsolved Mysteries

It looks like a few questions about Campaign 2004 have yet to be answered:

Was Karl Rove ultimately behind the CBS memos?

What happened with the Bush twins being invited to a gay marriage?

Who will fill in for Laser Cub on election night?

Fortunately, I'm able to answer the last question. Barring any last minute disasters, this time tomorrow you'll be enjoying thrilling commentary from Smell A Gator, an olfactory-enhanced reptile whose super powers are matched only by his wit. I'm not sure if he's from the super swing state of Florida (like a lot of gators), but if he is that would be great. So ask him.